Saturday, September 10, 2022

The Viking Altar

 








1.

Terwilliger hosts a blog named Wacky and Weird Roadside Attractions.  The blog has 720 followers and, even, claims a couple sponsors:  some advertising, links to an energy drink and a hotel booking site.  Terwilliger hasn’t posted any new content for a couple of weeks.  I wonder why he’s been off-line.


2.


The last posting on Wacky and Weird Roadside Attractions is this:


Noerenberg Gardens (Wayzata, Minnesota) – Beer built this place: Noerenberg Gardens on Lake Minnetonka’s Crystal Bay is all that remains of the palatial mansion of the German emigrant, Frederick Noerenberg, the owner of Grain Belt Brewing Company.  After the wealthy brewer died, his mansion was razed and an ornamental garden built on the site.  The grounds are often used for weddings and there are beautiful flowers in ornamental beds, day-lilies along the parking lot, and paved trails that lead to a pier with a Chinese-style gazebo thrust out into the lake.  Cool breezes blow from the lake and there are Adirondack chairs in the gazebo that invite the traveler to recline and rest and enjoy the view.  A tea house, locked on the day of our visit, sits on the footprint of the old mansion and an informative plaque shows pictures of the gloomy old place – it looks haunted for sure!  Free admission.


The preceding entry says:


Sinclair Lewis Boyhood Home (Sauk Centre, Minnesota) – Although mostly forgotten today, Sinclair Lewis was a best-selling novelist born in this small central Minnesota village.   You may have heard of some of his novels which include Main Street, Babbitington, and The Jungle, a famous muck-raking book about the meatpacking industry.  Though his books were fierce, Lewis came from genteel background as shown by this small cottage near the infamous Main Street described in the novelist’s book of that name.  The place has flowers and, even, a white picket fence.  The home itself is dusty with lots of old pictures, old-fashioned furniture, a sewing machine, and much memorabilia about the Noble Prize Winner’s life and achievements.  Admission: 8 dollars.


The entry appears before another much longer post about Charles Lindbergh’s childhood home located in a Minnesota State Park near Little Falls.


3.


Terwilliger’s learned about the Viking Altar by accident.  The place isn’t listed on any recent maps (real places never are) and internet directions are confusing and inconsistent.  As it happened, Terwilliger had spent half-a-day at a State Park on the upper Mississippi visiting the old farmhouse where the great aviator, Charles Lindbergh had been born and lived as a boy.  As a teenager, Charlie slept on a cot on the home’s porch, a narrow, somewhat abject-looking, bed to which the boy retreated when his parents (whose marriage was troubled) were battling.  Charlie’s dog slept on the floor beside him and he sheltered on the porch in all weather, even when it was very cold.  In the barn building, an early automobile that Charlie built with his own hands is on display.  A hundred yards from the farmhouse, the Mississippi river flowed past the Lindbergh property, donated to the State by the family in 1931 after Charlie had become very famous for his trans-Atlantic flight, indeed, much more famous than his father who was a State Senator.  


When Terwilliger went back to his car, his cell-phone’s battery was low and, so, he looked around for a road map.  At last, he found an old map in the glove compartment of his vehicle - the map was wrinkled and coffee had been spilled on it, not once but several times, and some of the creases had torn so that when he opened it on the trunk of his car, the mid-day sun shone through the tears.   Terwilliger thought that he would tour the Sinclair Lewis Boyhood Home later in the day.  Sauk Centre where that attraction was located was about 45 miles away on back roads that crossed an uninhabited part of the State were there were many pothole lakes and marshes and the highways ran on causeways over the soggy terrain.  


To the east of Sauk Centre, the map was marked to show the Viking Altar.  This point-of-interest was placed alongside an unnamed lake foetus-shaped lake.  Terwilliger thought he’d stop at that attraction on his way to the Sinclair Lewis home.  So, he got into his car, an old red Honda Civic, and drove from the State Park onto a two-lane highway that snaked across the marshy terrain, making great bends to avoid the lakes and swamps crowding around the road.  Town were few and far between, mostly miserable places with medieval-looking Catholic churches and big clinker-brick rectories with polished granite monuments nearby dedicated to children murdered by abortion.  Dairy farms with old cavernous barns stood at the end of meandering gravel lanes.  On the low ridges, pine trees grew above narrow terraces on which corn had been planted.  


Terwilliger plugged the phone-jack into his car’s console and powered up his cell-phone.  Map Quest didn’t recognize the “Viking Altar” as a location in this area.  For some reason, the point-of-interest marked on the State map from 1992 had vanished.  A governor with a handsome blonde wife greeted visitors to the State using the map – Terwilliger didn’t recognize the man’s name and assumed that the politician was long dead.  The old map was vague as to the site’s location and Terwilliger reached Sauk Centre without finding the place.  He turned around and asked the counter-girl at a Casey’s General Store where he bought gas about the Viking Altar.  “Never heard of it,” the girl told him.


A river flowed along the eastern edge of the town and there was small roadside park next to the concrete bridge spanning the stream.  A monument encumbered a grassy rise next to the river and a couple of Asian men were fishing from the sod banks overlooking the water.  The Asian men didn’t understand Tewilliger’s inquiry.  The monument was inscribed with words about an expedition of French explorers who had camped in this area hundreds of years ago.  There was nothing about a Viking Altar.  


Terwilliger typed queries into his cell-phone’s internet connection, sitting in his car with the door open because the sun was warm and rapidly heated up the inside of his vehicle.  He found some grainy pictures of a big boulder, a couple of newspaper clippings about an “ecumenical service” held at the Altar in the late sixties, and an entry in an index called “Viking Monuments in North America” that said that the stone with strange grooves and carved cup-shaped indentations was located on a hill near Snake Lake.  Terwilliger located Snake Lake, a few miles away just across the line between Stearns and Todd County.  The lake was said to be in Little Sauk township. 


Terwilliger drove to Little Sauk Township.  He followed a few deeply rutted and pot-holed gravel roads along section lines and came to a low hill above the expanse of water.  Old inlets at the lake had become marshes and were full of tall, lance-like reeds and hillsides, inaccessible beyond swamps and meandered streams flowing in deep, muddy incisions cut into the peat, were speckled with dark funereal pines.  The township roads intersected in lonely places in the country and there were no farm houses, no sheds or barns, just a patchwork of shallow lagoons and stony hillsides.  If people had lived here once, they had deserted this land for better, less desperate places.  None of the roads ventured too close to the lake – it was as if the cold body of water, twitching with little waves that flicked up and down like a cow’s tail swatting flies, was perilous in some way, dangerous, and to be avoided.  


At the bottom of a hill, the lake was hidden behind the ridge studded with boulders, Terwilliger found a faint track, just a cartway, running toward the pines on the high ground.  The land was enclosed with a net of barbed wire and electrical fence behind which some cows were cropping grass next to a marshy seep.  A small sign was posted: “No Trespassing – Viking Altar Historic Site: key kept in Wayzata at Lake Minnetonka.  Call for tours: (a phone number)”  Terwilliger was intrigued.  He rattled the iron gate but it was padlocked shut.  The track ran for a couple of hundred yards before vanishing amidst the copse of small, beleaguered pines on the hillside.  He took his Moleskin from his pocket and wrote down the phone number.  


4.


When he reached Sauk Centre again, it was after five p.m. and there was no one at the Sinclair Lewis Interpretative Center. The small cottage stood among other similar buildings, small houses with porches under ornamental fretwork and protected by neat picket fences.  Terwilliger went on the home’s porch and copied down information from a State Historical Society plaque posted on the wall.  Some bright red flowers were gathered together in a tight mass in boxes running along the edge of the wooden porch.  Bumble bees were buzzing among the flowers.  Terwilliger tried the door but it was locked.  Shading his eyes, he peered through the dusty window.  Shadows marked some nondescript furniture and reflections ran across the glass in picture frames.   Terwilliger thought he saw an old sewing machine mounted on a table where rays of late afternoon sun were peeking into the house.  


The neighborhood was residential but completely still.  The sidewalks along the streets gleamed white in the sunlight but no one was outside.  An alley ran behind the houses and Terwilliger saw garbage bins next to the asphalt.  In a backyard, a chained dog barked.


5.


A few days later, Terwilliger went to Wayzata and called the number he had written in his Moleskin.  A woman answered after a half-dozen rings.  Terwilliger said that he wanted to see the Viking altar.  The woman sounded as if she were half-asleep.


“Are you some kind of Viking?” she asked.


“No just a curious person.”


“Do you want to play Viking?”


“Not that I know of,” Terwilliger said.


“You must know how to get to the gate,” the woman said.  Then, she called a man’s name, telling him that there was “someone who wanted to honor the altar.”


A man’s voice, then, sounded on the phone.  “Can I help you?” the man asked.


Terwilliger repeated that he wanted to see the Viking Altar.


The man said that he could arrange for a visit.  He gave Terwilliger instructions as to how to reach his home located a quarter mile away.


Terwilliger drove along a curving road next to the big lake.  Some of the homes were old cabins, very small and even decrepit, located in the thick woods along the water.  Other places were enormous, with big boat houses and sloping concrete launches, high walls, and, even, guest houses.  The address where the owner of the Viking Altar lived was an old cabin, a building with a ramshackle open porch and big fieldstone chimney.  The lake’s presence here wasn’t open water but a yellow swamp pierced in places with blue-green lagoons.  A new addition to the cabin, all glass windows and redwood balconies was cantilevered out over the marsh.  Next to the new structure, a big retaining wall had been heaped up with cyclopean blocks of red granite ashlar.  Below the cantilever of the addition, an above-ground pool stood chest-high next to the muck, the round vat full of still water and the color of turquoise. 


A middle-aged man came from the dark, hunched cabin part of the house as soon as Terwilliger parked on the narrow street at the address.  The man was bald and built like a weight-lifter.  But he was barefoot and Terwilliger saw that his toes were long, with ill-kept nails, and very pale skin.


The man beckoned that Terwilliger sit with him on cast-iron chair drawn up next to a cast-iron table.  The lawn furniture was atop a patch of soft-looking green grass running along the sheer edge of the retaining wall.  


“Watch yourself,” the man said.   “I don’t want you to fall off the wall.”


“I’ll be careful,” Terwilliger said.


“Do you see the blocks piled here to make the wall?” the man asked.


“I do,” Terwilliger replied.


“Very historic,” the man said.  “Salvaged from the Brewer’s mansion when they razed it to the ground.  I bought the blocks and used them to make this wall.”


“It’s quite a wall,” Terwilliger observed.


“There’s a county park, a garden where the mansion was once located.”


“Really?”


“It’s important to protect historical artifacts,” the man said.  “That’s why I bought the land around the Viking Altar.”


The man said that, in fact, he paid a caretaker to protect the site on Snake Lake.  He told Terwilliger that kids sometimes busted through his fence and vandalized the altar and that he had spent a lot of money sand-blasting off an inscription on the boulder that read Class of 21.


“It’s well worth visiting,” the man said.  “A true Viking altar from the old pagan days, probably around1200 or so.  When the Vikings were here and explored Minnesota.”


The man said that Terwilliger should pick a date and time and he would, then, communicate with his caretaker to arrange to have the man meet him at the gate and provide him access to the altar.  


“What do I owe you?” Terwilliger asked.


“Nothing.  We’re working on getting the site approved as a Federal Historical Monument, but there have been hitches, delays.  I’m just pleased you’re willing to honor the Altar.”


Terwilliger thanked him.


He used his cell-phone to inspect his calendar on his phone and picked a date and time to meet the caretaker at the gate.


Terwilliger looked down from the rampart of the big, red-granite wall.  A woman was standing between the glass walls of the cantilevered addition protruding out over the blonde and blue swamp.  The woman’s eyes were very bright and she seemed to glare at him.


“My wife said that you’re neither a Viking or someone who wants to play Viking.” 


“That’s true,” Terwilliger said.


The woman in the glass pier overlooking the marsh turned her back to him.


“I’m sure you will find the altar very wonderful,” the man said.


6.  


Terwilliger looked up the Viking Altar on-line.  He concluded that it was very unlikely that the site had anything to do with Vikings.  A hundred years ago, second-generation Norwegians often claimed to have discovered runestones and Viking swords on their farms in central Minnesota.  The runestones were inevitably hoaxes and the so-called swords usually turned out to be fragments of farming equipment. Terwilliger had already composed the first line of his blog note: The Viking Altar belongs, not to the history of real events, but to the history of credulity.  He was proud of that description.


The care-takers’s Suburban was parked in the grass next to the gate.  Terwilliger stopped on the stub of gravel bending off the section road toward the hillside above the lake.  It was clear day, cool, during deer season.  Now and then, Terwilliger heard the report of a rifle firing.


After parking his car, Terwilliger walked down the cartway to the Suburban.  The gate was already open.  On both sides of the gate, barbed spirals of wire twisted across the meadow and the metal fence behind was studded with electrical conductors.  The care-taker got out of the Suburban.  He was a man in his early sixties, dressed in hunting clothes, camouflage with an orange vest.  The man’s eyebrows were grey and bushy and he had a crumpled sort of face, features all mixed together.


The care-taker introduced himself as “Knute.”  Two younger men were standing behind the big SUV apparently urinating.  The younger men approached.  


“This is Kimmy and Terry,” Knute said.


Kimmy and Terry seemed to be identical twins, although one of them was marked by a pale scar running across his cheek, possibly a brand of some kind so that people could tell him apart from his brother.  Both men were wearing hooded sweatshirts with a big Minnesota Vikings football decal on their chests.  Terwilliger noticed that the Suburban’s rear bumper was marked with Viking stickers, the profile of tough-looking bearded man wearing helmet with horns.  The twins had pudgy faces with little eyes dark like spent rifle cartridges.


“We’ll take you in to visit,” Knute said.  The twins guffawed as if Knute had made a joke.


“I’ll follow you,” Terwilliger said.


Knute shook his head.  “No, it’s best that we drive behind you.  That’ll work better.”


Terwilliger nodded his head and went to his Honda Civic.  He drove through the gate.  The Suburban followed him at a distance of about two car-lengths.  Knute stopped the Suburban and, so, Terwilliger slowed to a stop.  The two men got out and carefully locked the gate behind them.


About three-hundred yards from the gate, Terwilliger came upon an oval patch where the grass was trampled down and cut by wheel marks.  A small fire-pit was nearby, inside a soot-blackened ring.

Terwilliger saw in his rear-view mirror that Knute was signaling that he should park his car.


The hillside ahead was dotted with dark evergreens, small trees standing against the slope.  Above some grey boulders were strewn along the top the ridge.  A foot trail zigzagged up the hill.  Some deciduous trees were interspersed among the evergreens and their leaves were mostly fallen so the trees showed as abstract dark skeletons standing in the knee-high grass.


Knute pointed to the trail and they hiked another hundred yards up the hill to where the wind was coursing over the ridge.  The lake spread out below them, fringed with reeds and amber-colored marshes.  The body of water was shaped irregularly, without beaches, or even clearly marked shorelines. Whitecaps unsettled the grey surface of the lake.


The Viking Altar was a house-sized glacial erratic, split open by a couple of old oak trees.  The boulder was granite, flecked with mica, and possessed a lap-shaped hollow.  Knute led Terwilliger up to the stone’s lap and pointed to some cup-shaped boreholes, four of them, spaced in a parallelogram formation.  Some indented grooves ran down the face of the rock beneath several flattened shelf-like steps chiseled into the granite. 


The twins were a little to the rear, carrying big burlap sacks.  They didn’t seem interested in the altar and stopped twenty feet from it, opening the sacks and removing their tools to display them on the sod.


“We think the Vikings put posts in the round holes, probably for a tapestry shelter over the elements,” Knute said.


“Elements?”


“The sacrificial elements,” Knute answered.  “They would have inserted a pole, likely with a cross made of iron here –“


He pointed to a smaller, more crooked-looking indentation in the rock.


“I thought they were pagans,” Terwilliger said.


“Well, Christianity had many pagan elements in 14th century Norway,” Knute replied.


A white plastic bucket stood in the leaf-litter next to the lower table-like surface on the boulder.  Terwilliger noticed a sack of lime, some bleach in small jugs, and some scrapers with serrated metal edges.  


Knute said:  “Kids come out here and paint all sorts of vile shit on the altar.  They’ve got no respect.  We have to clean off the graffiti.”


Terwilliger saw some initials still faintly marking the boulder and letters that seemed to spell MURDER.


Kimmy and Terry carried a paper sack up to where Terwilliger was standing next to Knute.  They removed a bratwurst, blackened and split apart from the grill.  One of them held a bottle of Aquavit.


“A picnic?” Terwilliger asked.  


“We generally sacrifice a sausage and have a couple shots before a ritual,” Knute said.


“So there’s a ritual?”


“Oh, yes,” Knute said.


“So how was the altar used?”


“We can show you,” Knute said.


One of the twins had a deer-rifle slung over his shoulder.


Knute saw that Terwilliger was eyeing the weapon.


“We have permission to hunt the land,” Knute said.  “I haven’t got my limit yet.”


Terwilliger nodded.  A couple of big black birds skimmed overhead.  The land was empty and, except for the wind sweeping waves from the surface of the lake, nothing moved.


“It works like this,” Knute said.  “They cut up the sacrifice.  The hands went up there –“


He gestured at one of the shelf-like alcoves cut into the boulder.


“They put the legs down here,” Knute gestured toward a fissure in the rock above some parallel grooves running down the face of the granite.  Terwilliger saw a tarry patch of grease at the base of the boulder under the grooves.


“So are you thinking a human sacrifice?”


“Yes,” Knute said.  “And the torso with the head still attached – it went up there.”


Terwilliger looked to where he was pointing and saw a step in the stone, also marked with some streaks of black grease.


The twins spread out a blanket on the grass.  They set some black rubber straps on the blanket.  The straps were about 18 inches long and marked with a semi-circular red marking that looked like a picture of a slice of watermelon.


“What are those?”  Terwilliger asked.


“Combat-grade tourniquets.  You can buy them on-line.  Military-grade for hemorrhage control.”


One of the twins opened a small green satchel and removed a foot-long blade with serrations attached to a green, folding plastic handle.


Knute said: “That’s a bone-saw.”


“What is that for?” Terwilliger said.


“I told you: it’s a bone-saw.”


Terwilliger looked around.  He didn’t see any deer.

 

7.


I heard this story at a tavern with dock-side tables on Upper Fox Lake near Avon in Stearns County.  After I returned home, I checked the internet and found Terwilliger’s blog Weird and Wacky Roadside Attractions.  It has been inactive for several months.

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Tortoise Town





1.


In Tortoise Town, Elmer Fudd scrambled away from his lettuce and pushed up against the cyclone fence enclosing his habitat.  The zoo-keeper unlatched the gate into Tortoise Town and a few older people with small children entered.  The visitors approached the tortoises and rapped on their shells.  Although it was forbidden, a couple of kids gingerly stroked the rear feet of the tortoises.  According to the Rules of Tortoise Town, posted on a bulletin board next to the gate, visitors could pet the tortoises on their shells, but not touch their legs or feet or heads.  Heads were out of the question, in any event, because the animals kept them retracted into their shells.  Although the tortoises were said to be friendly, all had withdrawn as far as possible from the gate and the visitors entering there, sheltering against the cyclone fence or hutch walls.  Children’s voices babbled and adults admonished them, uttering warnings and commands, and, in the distance, the calliope at the circus-animal carousel on the high ground chirped and bubbled.  Elmer Fudd and his fellow prisoners were silent.


Jeremy Delacroix, a zoo volunteer, pushed his wheelbarrow through the access gate.  He was equipped with a shovel and a rake.  The five tortoises in the habitat didn’t all eat at the same time and, indeed, sometimes the big creatures wouldn’t graze at their carrots and lettuce for days at a time.  Jeremy swept up the uneaten fodder with the black and moss-green splatter of tortoise droppings.  The animals waddled into the corners of the caged enclosure when visitors were admitted to Tortoise Town.  They pressed themselves against the chain-link fence with their tails to the gate.  One of them, old Aldebran, hid under a big plywood panel stacked at an angle against one of the hutches.  The others rested in a row against the fence, surveying the grove of evergreens that ran along the fence-line.  The tortoises were green and grey with elegantly armored shells and their feet bristled with crooked amber-colored spurs.  The sun glistened on the carapaces of the turtles, marking them with salmon-colored highlights, and the animals looked like flattened boulders polished for centuries in the river flowing nearby, beyond the palisade of evergreens.  


When Jeremy had finished cleaning up after the tortoises, he pushed the wheelbarrow to the side of the gate, removed a folding metal chair from the shed, and sat across from the animals huddling against the fence.  In the old days, he used to smoke a cigarette as he admired the turtles, but this was prohibited by Chahinkapa Zoo’s present rules.  When children reached around the front of animals’ shells to touch their ancient beaked heads, or when they were too aggressive about kneading the turtles’ legs and feet, Jeremy politely told them to be more careful about petting the animals.  He used a soft voice and children always obeyed him.  Adults were usual;y more aggressive and rude, more self-assured about violating the rules.  Jeremy thought that someone should be assigned the task of watching over the turtles at all times.  The people who seriously molested the turtles always came at night, scaling the fences or cutting through them after dark, and, someone had carved initials and a date into old Aldebran’s carapace – a drunken kid, Mr. Delacroix imagined, but, nonetheless, a cruel thing because tortoises have nerves in their shells and can feel when they are being touched on their hard jigsaw carapaces. 


When he was a young man, sentenced to work as a zoo-volunteer due to some misdemeanors he had committed, the keeper showed him how to feed the tortoises and clean up their droppings and maintain the enclosure spic-and-span.  The previous keeper responsible for Tortoise Town was an old drunk and he smelled like kerosene and chain-smoked so much and so negligently that Jeremy was afraid that the man would set himself on fire.  The tortoises knew his voice and, when he spread carrots and lettuce with chick-peas and raw bran, the beasts came to him and would sometimes take the food from his outstretched hand.  Jeremy remembered that the old keeper, dead now for twenty years, had told him that the shell doesn’t enclose the turtle, but, rather the turtle is its shell and inhabits that hard carapace and that the animal senses the world through those interlocked, armorial plates just as readily as you might feel the sun on your forearms or a mosquito biting you on bare leg or cheek.  


The shadows were lengthening.  A young man and woman in zoo uniform bumped along the pedestrian paths in a golf cart.  Chahinkapa Zoo was closing.  The last patron, an elderly man with a couple of great-grandchildren in hand departed through the gate opening into Tortoise Town.  Mr. Delacroix stood up and whistled to the tortoises that it was all clear.  The importunate visitors were gone.  The tortoises slowly backed away from the cyclone fence and the row of evergreens and, approaching Mr. Delacroix, nudged their snouts against his calves.  Old Aldebran waddled out from under the plywood lean-to against the shed and came toward Jeremy.  


Jeremy Delacroix looked around to see if anyone was watching.  Then, he sat down on the dome of Old Aldebran’s disfigured shell.  The world is a kind of turtle swimming in the celestial sea.  Pillars of tortoises are the foundation of the earth.  Mr. Delacroix felt that he was seated on a kind of round, sturdy throne at the center of the universe.  


After a few minutes, he got up, pushed the wheelbarrow through the gate, and, then, latched shut the entrance to Tortoise Town.  


2.


“Chahinkapa” is Lakota for “confluence of waters”.  The word originally designated a Sioux village and, then, a pioneer town built on the level sod terrace above the place where the Otter Tail and Bois des Sioux rivers flow into one another.  This territory is dry for most of the year and the rivers flow as placid, muddy streams in shallow beds shaded by old, ragged cottonwoods.  The trees are frayed because each Spring the rivers flood with run-off from melting snow and April and May rains.  Similarly, the meadows around the meeting of the waters are cluttered with driftwood and mostly barren.  It was easy for the settlers to build their town at the junction of the rivers because tall timber didn’t have to be cleared from the plat.  But, as the pioneers discovered to their grief, their townsite was under water for three months of the year and the village had to be moved several times to higher ground.  The Sioux didn’t have this problem – their encampment was portable.  


After the town was established on relatively dry terrain, the confluence of the rivers was a half-mile away and so the village was renamed Traverse des Sioux for the ford a mile to the north – a broad place in the stream-bed with a stony bottom marked with a couple of red boulders with circles and zigzags pecked into the rock.  At this point, the two rivers had become one and the result was the Red River of the North.  As its name implies, this river flows north as the border between the states and, ultimately, disgorges into Hudson Bay in the Arctic tundra.  An iron bridge was built over the ford to the companion village on the Minnesota side of the river.  Later, when the two states partnered to replace the old bridge with a modern span supporting concrete decking, the incised boulders were hauled away and, apparently, crushed into ballast rock for road construction.  You can see a half-dozen photographs of the pictographs on the rocks in a small museum in Traverse des Sioux.  For a few years, members of the local Sons of Norway claimed that the patterns chipped into the boulders were Viking runes, but this theory was advanced only half-heartedly and, after some consultation with the State Historical Society, abandoned.  


The Great Northern maintained stations on both sides of the river, wooden sheds and masonry platforms connected by a trestle over the Red River of the North.  The town didn’t exactly flourish but it grew slowly and by the mid-fifties in the Twentieth Century, there were round steel grain elevators forming a parapet along the railroad tracks, five large brick churches, many taverns and cafes, and an enormous sugar beet refinery with towers and two brick smokestacks rising twice the height of Traverse des Sioux’s Lutheran and Catholic steeples.


The soils in the Red River’s flood plains, expanses of flat land stretching to the horizons, were alluvial and very rich.  People compared the terrain to the Nile valley in Egypt and said that the land’s fertility was a gift bestowed by the rivers.  The owner of the sugar beet factory, Hans Hanson, the son of Norwegian immigrants, named his enterprise Memphis Sugars after the city in Egypt and he was so wealthy and powerful that people called him the Pharaoh of the North.  Hanson had been on safari in Africa and he imported several old lions, a Cape Buffalo (“the most feared animal on the Dark Continent”), a rhinoceros, and several ostriches for a private menagerie that he maintained on an oxbow-island between two channels of the Red River.  The Pharaoh of the North called the private zoo Chahinkapa and allowed groups of school children to visit his animals on the island. 


After a few years, the Pharaoh’s menagerie included a tiger, some eagles with ruined wings, a sickly-looking grizzly bear, and Old Aldebran, the tortoise, with a harem of three females named Liz, Priscilla, and Annie Mae after the sugar beet baron’s three ex-wives.  After the Pharaoh’s first heart attack, he offered to deed the menagerie on the island to the City if Traverse des Sioux would agree to build and maintain a bridge replacing the ramshackle wooden span that Hanson had built. The City took over operation of the zoo and charged visitors a dollar apiece to visit.  The new bridge was duly constructed and the City acquired from Pharaoh Hanson a quarter-section on the west bank of the Red River across from the menagerie where a golf course was built along with a spacious park with some picnic shelters and a band-shell.  


The zoo expanded and acquired additional animals: a family of spider monkeys, an orangutang, and several zebras.  The Pittsburgh zoo sponsored a snow leopard breeding program and the City purchased an old female no longer useful for that program.  Cages were small and the island was cramped with narrow sidewalks between bell-shaped iron cages.  Some of the visitors thought conditions inhumane and an architect was commissioned to plan a more spacious facility on the west bank of the river.  Transfer to the new premises was accelerated by a great flood that swamped the zoo-island, drowned several animals, and swept away kiosks and sheds and, even, some of the iron grillwork confining the beasts.  The habitats were enclosed by temporary cyclone fences while new concrete barns were built on the terrace above the river.  The renovation of Chahinkapa Zoo on the North Dakota banks of the river was complicated by the construction of a carousel in a big octagonal pavilion on higher ground at the edge of the menagerie.  The Pharaoh’s daughter, Emily, died unexpectedly and the Sugar Beet baron recaptured some of his property granted long ago to the City to build the carousel in her memory.  As it happened, a carousel with wooden circus animals on a boardwalk in New Jersey had been badly damaged in a hurricane.  The Pharaoh’s agents bid on the animals and some of the running gear and was able to purchase the ruined components of the merry-go-round for the cost of salvage.  The Traverse des Sioux Lions Club raised funds for restoration of some of the animals: volunteers cleaned the wooden beasts, scraped off the paint, mended cracks and broken parts, and, then, re-painted the animals.  Some of the mounts couldn’t be salvaged and, so, several new ones were carved and painted: a chariot with Viking warriors in bas relief on its sides, a tilted toboggan, and a big wooden tortoise wearing an elaborate Spanish saddle.  As it turned out, there was not enough money in all the world to create the commemorative carousel that the Sugar Pharaoh desired for his dear, dead daughter and restoration work stalled, and, before the project was complete, the old man died.  At first, it was thought that the carousel would have to be abandoned but the City Council said that they had come too far to fail now with respect to this work and, so, more donors were found and local children sold chocolate candy-bars to raise money and wealthy families were given naming rights for some of the circus animals and, finally, a world famous drug and alcohol rehabilitation clinic (Emily had succumbed to an overdose) agreed to underwrite the purchase of a Wurlitzer organ from an amusement park near Cleveland to serenade riders as well as additional mechanical equipment necessary to turn the merry-go-round on its iron axis.  Because the climate is cold, a utilitarian metal shed was built around the carousel and, at last, the ride was opened to the public with great fanfare – several drum and bugle corps performed and the symphony orchestra from Fargo appeared to play rousing versions of John Philip Sousa marches and there were fireworks that terrified the beasts in the zoo crouching in their cages below the carousel on the hill.  An entire wall in the octagonal shed was lined with brass plates identifying donors to the merry-go-round project and there were two large photographs displayed next to the admission kiosk showing Emily.  In one of the pictures, Emily is a small blonde child and she is shown riding a unicorn on a carousel, apparently, the inspiration for the project.  In the second portrait, Emily is now a beautiful young girl, vibrant with promise, still blonde and smiling to display her white and orthodontically perfect teeth.


After the great flood that drowned the zoo island, a shell of grassy embankments was built around Traverse des Sioux and big diversion canals with sod-covered sides were trenched into the river banks.  These flood-control dikes and moats enclosed the zoo and the carousel and the golf course as well as the innards of the city, the main street with its bars and dry-goods shops, the small office buildings with lawyers offices and insurance agencies and realtors’ businesses, the court house square and the churches and the Indian School on its old wooded campus next to the more modern community college.  The city was protected by its carapace of dams and canals from the confluence of the rivers around which the town had been built and, because of the height of the embankments, citizens could live in Traverse des Sioux for fifteen years without ever seeing the two streams that joined to make one river unless they strolled along the top of a dike or drove over the bridge at the state line and, then, when people glimpsed the river, just a brown thread of water flowing between turf banks, they wondered what all the fuss was about, why these parapets and canal trenches were necessary to defend the village from this trickle.  But make no mistake about it: the Red River is one of those rare waterways that flows north from relatively temperate climes into the icy fogs and blizzards of the Arctic and, when the snow is deep and, then, melts off to form great torrents feeding into the river, and when there are thunderstorms lavish with rains that sweep over the prairie still locked in frost, and, when it is early Spring, and ice st dams the river in Canada and its channels there are all frozen, then, the water is impounded and spills across the country and, as far as the eye can see, there is nothing but a vast lake, staked here and there by telephone poles or high voltage towers and the roads that are not drowned run atop causeways over the flat, flooded land.   

 

3.


Mr. Delacroix got into some trouble when he was young.  With a couple of buddies, he stole a car and, while joy-riding, smashed up some parked cars downtown.  The police gave chase and there was another wreck: the cops nudged the stolen vehicle off the road and it rolled into a corn field.  The drive was killed and Delacroix limped into the tall corn with a fractured ankle.  The corn was tall and spooky in the moonlight and the field had just been fogged with some kind of herbicide that burned his eyes and made him weep uncontrollably.  Big insects flared up against his face and bare chest (he had tied his tee-shirt around his broken ankle) and mosquitos swarmed him.  The police sprayed the field with raking beams of light but knew from their own experience that it was profoundly unpleasant inside the corn and they weren’t about to thrash around in those spears and lances of vegetation.  The cops waited for back-up with a police dog and, when the canine was unleashed, Delacroix heard the German Shepherd barking and snuffling and growling and, then, the dog, as big as a wolf, lunged out of the stalks of corn and took hold of his broken ankle so that he screamed and, then, tore free, hopping on one foot, then falling, then, hopping and hopping and hopping until the cops surrounded him with their clubs and fists, knocking him down next to the overturned car and the blanket-draped corpse of his buddy. As he was handcuffed, the big dog stood next to him, wagging its tail.  Mr. Delacroix could have been charged with felony murder because the driver of the car had been killed in the crash, but he was pretty young, just a year out of high school, and so the Judge thought that leniency was the better course and sentenced him to 3 years in prison.


Mr. Delacroix served his time without incident and, in fact, learned a trade in the penitentiary.  He was released with a Class Two Boiler Operator License and found a job as a janitor at the Indian School.  There was a senior maintenance man, also with boiler license, and Mr. Delacroix was told that, when the old man retired, he would be entrusted with the inspection and repair duties that his boss performed.  But the old man needed the money from his wages and, despite health problems, he didn’t retire and, then, the Indian School received federal funds to revamp its physical plant so that the archaic boiler was replaced with an electrical base-board heating system.  Mr. Delacroix didn’t like the janitorial work at the Indian School.  The inmates were unruly and they vandalized the place, breaking out windows and plugging up toilets with sheets and towels and, although Delacroix didn’t know that he blamed them, he was fed up with cleaning up after their sabotage. After working about ten years at the Indian School, Delacroix found another job driving truck for the sugar beet operation.  But he lost that position when he was convicted of drunk driving.  (After this conviction, Mr. Delacroix worked off his sentence, laboring for a few months at the zoo where he cleaned the Tortoise Town habitat.)  The boss at the sugar beet plant liked him and he was hired to help unloading the beets that sometimes were frozen together, hanging like big shaggy grapes, from the bed of the trucks.  It was winter work, outdoors under the flare of steam rising from the boiling molasses vats, the air so thick with vapor that his glasses were fogged with a sticky sugar-syrup residue.  One afternoon in February, Mr. Delacroix was working with a hoe to hack clumps of sugar beets from an inclined truck bed, when, suddenly, hydraulics on the dump failed and the iron box dropped like a bomb so that he was hurled up in the air by the impact.  Mr. Delacroix landed on his back and broke several vertebral bodies and, in fact, was paralyzed for six weeks and had to re-learn how to walk.  To stabilize his shattered spine, Delacroix was put in the hard shell of a plaster body-cast and had to wear that carapace around his ribs and belly for almost eight months.  


The spinal injury was painful and Mr. Delacroix was prescribed opiates.  In those days, doctors thought that the more opiate painkillers, the better.  This regimen lasted for several years and resulted in him becoming addicted to oxycodone and its variants.  Then, the medical profession decided that oxycodone addiction was as bad, or worse, than the pain it was intended to control and, so, Mr. Delacroix’s doctors first reduced his opiate dosage and, then, cut him off entirely.  Fortunately, by this time, Mr. Delacroix had other sources for his heroin and, so, he continued using and, in fact, supplemented his income by dealing drugs to others who were similarly situated.  No one cared much so long as the junkies sold drugs to other junkies and the whole enterprise was pretty much below the radar.  But, then, Mr. Delacroix, or, perhaps, someone like him, sold some fentanyl, a new product on the market, to some addicts with family connections, and, when the inevitable fatal overdoses occurred, the drug task force intervened and shut down the business.  (One of Mr. Delacroix’s regular customers was an attractive blonde girl who was always either in and out of rehab programs.  Addicts are most prone to overdose when they have just completed rehab and, therefore, lost their tolerance and, when the blonde girl decided to have one last binge after her release from the program and before embarking on her new “clean and sober” life, she miscalculated the dose, mixed her Fentanyl cocktail with Seconal, and ended up in a coma from which she could not be revived.)  Mr. Delacroix was arrested and the cops beat him up, but they couldn’t prove anything except that he was just a poor junky himself and, so, he was released from lock-up, compelled to attend Narcotics Anonymous classes, and, in fact, managed to get clean.  


The bosses at the zoo knew Mr. Delacroix and believed that he was a reliable worker and, so, he was hired full-time as a veterinarian’s assistant.  The zookeeper primarily responsible for Tortoise Town went moonlight swimming in the Red River a few weeks after flood-stage, an activity that is strongly discouraged, and he cramped-up and drowned.  So Mr. Delacroix, by default, was assigned to managing the tortoises.  Behind his back, people said that it was an excellent appointment for the middle-aged man because he was slow-moving himself, silent, with beady dark eyes and a flat face with a little beak over his jaws.  Sometimes, he had to wear a stiff corset because of instability in his back and he grunted a little when he walked.  The other workers at the zoo said that Mr. Delacroix was half-tortoise himself, kin to the creatures for whom he cared.  


4.


Mr. Delacroix was serving time when Traverse des Sioux flooded.  The Winter had been snowy and, then, the thaw was sudden so that five- and six-foot drifts melted into water overnight.  A gentle rain carved the ice into puddles and the rivers all overran their banks.  These things happened on the outside, the real world where events occur and there is weather and the inmates weren’t aware of the catastrophe until buses came to take them as chain-gangs to the sandbag embankments.  Mr. Delacroix wasn’t conscripted to work at Traverse des Sioux, but, rather, at the city to the north of his hometown.  The river shot through a sluice between dikes like a railroad locomotive, held within walls of soggy sandbags, and the inmates labored with shovels to put sand in the burlap sacks, not filling them because that would make the bags too heavy, but slipping in exactly five shovel-fulls, then, clipping off the sacks, and dragging them by wheelbarrow over slippery planks in the mud to the embankment.  It was hard work and, as far as Mr. Delacroix was concerned, Traverse des Sioux had done him wrong and it could drown for all he cared.


Both the Otter Tail and Bois des Sioux were high, well-above flood-stage, and the current, beyond the confluence, was swift and destructive.  The river ripped away parts of the island on which the zoo was, then, located and the cyclone fencing was undercut and slumped into the water.  It was obvious that the river was going to be submerged in the flood and, so, the zoo-keepers with volunteers worked frantically to evacuate the animals.  The lions were enraged by the torrent roaring past their cage and they clawed at the bars and pranced in swift, desperate circles around the pen.  Lured to the open cage-gate with bloody chunks of beef, the zookeepers shot one of the lions with a tranquilizing dart.  The beast fell over on her side and, then, a young man studying veterinary science at the University, injected the animal with more medication to keep the lioness unconscious as she was hauled from the island.  The male lion, panicked by the hissing flood waters, lunged at the vet and zookeepers and, then, jumped over them, running wild on the island.  The other volunteers, terrified by the animal, jumped into the pick-up trucks that were being loaded with the anesthetized grizzly bear, an old wolf, and some of the monkeys.  The lion made a circuit of island, found the wooden bridge leading to town, and raced over that causeway, vanishing into the drizzle and lagoons.  The volunteer vet student had miscalculated the dose of tranquilizer in his syringe, apparently not taking into account the medication in the dart fired into the flank of the lioness, and the animal died later from an overdose.  


A National Guard High-Water vehicle plowed through the water flooding the river-side road and, then, cautiously crossed the frail-looking bridge leading onto the island.  The tactical vehicle had huge wheels and it was very heavy and the driver wasn’t sure that the bridge would support its weight.  The zookeeper and some volunteers brought some sheep from the petting barn and four goats to the High-Water vehicle.  Then, a couple of workers put a collar on the old orangutang and led him to the rescue truck.  The orangutang looked weary and his eyes were watery as if he had been weeping and, sometimes, he spit and showed his long yellow teeth.  But the beast was philosophical about the flood and sat stoically in the corner of the High-Water vehicle’s cargo bed as the driver maneuvered the truck to the bridge.  The river was full of floating bergs of ice and some of them had smashed into the bridge supports like piledrivers and the guard rail on the downstream side of the span had been flexed loose and was trailing down into the current.  The driver started over the bridge and, as some of the supports below collapsed, he gunned the engine and skidded across into the mud on the other side of the stream.  


“We have to go back and pick up the turtles,” the zookeeper said as he met the High-Water vehicle near some canvas tents set up on higher ground overlooking the torrent. 


“The bridge won’t hold,” the National Guard soldier said.  “The LMVT weighs almost 30,000 pounds and the ice is undermining the structure.”


“But what about the turtles?” the zookeeper said.


“You’ll have to go across by foot and herd them over to the other side.”


“You can’t make them go anywhere they don’t want to go,” the zookeeper said.  “They’re stubborn.”


The sheep and the goats in the back of the truck were bleating.  The old orangutang was shuddering with cold.  Sometimes, he lifted his huge black hands and covered his eyes.


A couple volunteers were dragging two wheelbarrows over the bridge.  In one of them, there was a crippled peregrine falcon and a soggy bald eagle.  In the other, a pair of spider monkeys, knocked-out by the veterinary student, were lying on top of one another like rag dolls.


After the volunteers with the wheelbarrows crossed the bridge, a soldier was sent on foot to make sure that there were no other people on the island.  Some of the kiosks and cages were already flooded in black hip-deep water.  The people at the canvas tents heard the soldier shouting to see if anyone remained on the island.  His high tenor voice rang out over the idling engines and the rushing sound of the waters.  He hustled back across the bridge and, then, a great wedge of floating ice slammed into one of the pylons and the span tilted sideways, caught the river in its embrace, and, then, tore free.


“What about the turtles?” the zookeeper said.


“They’re turtles,” the National Guard commander said.  “They’ll have to swim to safety.”


“No, no,” the zookeeper said.  “They’re desert tortoises.  They don’t know anything about water.  They can’t swim.”  


The National Guard commander knew that a hospital was flooded to the extent that its power-generator in its basement was underwater and had failed.  There were two nursing homes, one of them called “River View,” huddled behind soggy leaking piles of sand bags.


“There’s nothing I can do,” the National Guard commander repeated.  “They will have to swim to safety.”


The zookeeper turned away and walked out of the tent toward the troops that were removing the animals from the High-Water vehicle.  Someone had put a raincoat over the old orangutang and, as people walked by, the animal extended his hand as if he wanted to shake with them.  


5.


Chahinkapa island was under water for several days.  When the flood waters receded a little, the island re-emerged from the river.  All of the cages and sheds and barns were gone.  The island was a bare knob in the river covered with a foot of brown-grey river ooze.  


Of course, the tortoises were nowhere to be seen.  Liz, Priscilla, and AnnieMae as well as their mate, Old Aldebran, were missing and presumed drowned.  The three female tortoises were never recovered.  But, about four weeks after the great flood, a worker at the Sugar Beet refinery found Aldebran in the corner of a shed next to the molasses vats.  There was an slime of syrup puddled on the shed’s floor and the big tortoise was near the spill, presumably lapping up the molasses.  Someone had carved a swastika into Old Aldebran’s shell, gouging out the new mark next to the old initials and dates cut into the creature’s carapace.  


The zookeeper with a couple workers came to the shed with a bag of romaine lettuce.  It’s not easy to move a 300 pound tortoise.  They measured the animal and, then, bought some two-by-fours and plywood to construct a box to Old Aldebran’s dimensions.  The box was big enough for the tortoise to move his feet, but otherwise fit snugly around the animal.  While the wooden box was being constructed, the tortoise remained in the shed at the sugar beet plant.  On their breaks, workers crowded around the tortoise in the shed and some of them fed him lit cigarettes.  The zoo workers returned to the plant, lured the tortoise into the box with lettuce, and, then, drove him to the river-bank overlooking the ravaged island.  A new zoo was under construction and the surviving animals were confined in small chicken-wire cages.  


After a few months, cages for the larger animals with concrete floors and iron bars had been built.  The orangutang had a metal tree in his habitat and he hung from its heights for hours as if trying to keep his feet dry.  The last exhibit constructed was Tortoise Town.  Giant tortoises aren’t rare.  At that time, just about every arboretum and ornamental garden in the country had a couple of peacocks and a giant tortoise.  Three females were acquired to replace the turtles named after the Pharaoh’s ex-wives – the zookeepers called the replacements Saturn, Neptune and Pluto.  Elmer Fudd had been patrolling a mom and pop brewery garden in St. Louis for a decade or so, but the place was acquired by a conglomerate, and, so, a new home had to be found for the tortoise.  The Chahinkapa Zoo bought him for Tortoise Town, a popular attraction and cheap to maintain, since giant tortoises don’t require much in the way of care and fodder.  


The old Zookeeper retired a couple years after the flood.  A graduate student, interning at the zoo, researched the history of the place for its 50th-year anniversary.  She discovered that Aldebran was, indeed, very old.  According to records maintained by Pharaoh Hanson, the tortoise had been purchased from a small menagerie formerly maintained in the gardens around the Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs.  Newspaper reports in the historical society in Denver established that the tortoise had once been an exhibit in P. T. Barnum’s Grand Traveling Museum, Menagerie, Caravan and Hippodrome.  Barnum promoted the tortoise as already ancient when he acquired the beast.  According to his pitch, the tortoise had been hatched in Philadelphia around the time of the Revolutionary War and there were said to be accounts of George Washington straddling the turtle when the Continental Congress convened.  Barnum commissioned a lithograph of this scene, the great man perched incongruously on Old Aldebran’s steeply domed shell. “Aldebran is as old as our noble Constitution,” the showman proclaimed on advertising circulars. But P. T.  Barnum was known to be unreliable and a notorious liar.    


7.


When the next flood occurred, fifteen years later, Mr. Delacroix was working at Chahinkapa Zoo.  At first, everyone said that it was a good thing that the zoo was no longer on the island because as the snow melted and, then, torrential rains scoured the land, the dunes in the river where the islet had once been located vanished immediately under the waters.  Squalls and gales of rain continued unabated and the ground was frozen so the water wasn’t absorbed but drained into the rivers and, then, the Bois des Sioux gnawed through its levee and a brown-green bore of icy water advanced down Main Street pouring into the taverns and law offices and insurance agencies.  The Otter Tail River also jumped its banks and turned the residential neighborhood behind its embankments into a lagoon.  Because of the dikes, the water was impounded in the neighborhood and the National Guard had to make rescues using motorized pontoon boats.  The Law Enforcement Center flooded and the prisoners in the County lock-up had to be released, although most of them were already working to fill sandbags and maintain the dikes protecting the Court House.  


Ponds of water as big as lakes isolated the Zoo.  The rain kept falling and the lagoons were white and tremulous with the downpour.  Again, National Guard High-Water vehicles surged through the water, great frothy fountains churned up by their big tires, and the larger mammals were knocked-out with tranquilizers and loaded onto flatbed trailers brought onto zoo grounds for exactly this contingency and, then, evacuated to higher ground.  The sidewalks in the zoo were canals streaming with muddy water two or three feet deep and the empty cages on their concrete pedestals stood as islands in the deserted park.  


Mr. Delacroix met some National Guardsmen next to the gate into Tortoise Town.  The river had come through the colonnade of evergreens along the edge of the habitat and the concrete pads were underwater.  The plywood panel leaned against the shed where Old Aldebran sheltered when visitors entered the caged enclosure was afloat and a mess of lettuce and chopped carrots borne by the flood turned in a slow, dismal vortex above one of the drains on the site.  


“We have to move the tortoises to high ground,” Mr. Delacroix said to the troopers.


“Why?  They’re turtles,” the commanding officer said.  “They can just swim here in this water.”


“No, no,” Mr. Delacroix said.  “These are desert tortoises.  They can’t swim.”


“Well, I’ve got a truck full of monkeys and a gorilla – “ the soldier said.


“That’s not a gorilla,” Mr. Delacroix interrupted.  “That’s an orangutang.”


“Well, you shouldn’t have any of these animals here in the first place,” the soldier replied.  “It’s inhumane.”


“Please come back with the truck to save the tortoises,” Mr. Delacroix said.  


The soldiers got in the truck and it sprayed water in all directions as its big wheels found traction in the mud.


Mr. Delacroix sat on a bench.  Some garbage floated by.  He saw a coyote dog-paddling in the water.  The Zoo didn’t own any coyotes and, so, he assumed the creature was a wild animal.  The water rose above his ankles.  The National Guard truck didn’t return.  The water rose above his calves.  The truck didn’t return.  The water came to the level of his knees.  The truck hadn’t come back and it was now obvious to Mr. Delacroix that no one was coming to rescue his tortoises.  


A small metal pole-barn shared a wall with the public toilets across the zoo parking lot.  The restrooms and shed were built on a terrace below the knoll crowned by the carousel enclosed in its octagonal pavilion.  Mr. Delacroix recalled that there were several battery-powered golf carts in the pole-barn and that they were powerful enough to tow flat-bed trailers heaped with fairway sod or sand for the traps on the course. Sheets of water were streaming across the parking lot near the toilets.  A young man with a soggy mullet was standing at the carousel pavilion door.  Mr. Delacroix recognized him as the kid who swept the floors and mopped up around the carousel.  He waved to the young man, gesturing that he should come down to assist him.  The kid with the wet mullet was wearing a hooded sweatshirt labeled Alcatraz and there were rubber boots on his feet.


“The power’s gone out up there,” the young man said.  “I tested the electricity and the generator’s not working either.”


“Figures,” Mr. Delacroix replied.


He told the young man that they had to act quickly to save the tortoises.


“Can’t they just swim around in the water?” the young man asked.


“No, they come from the desert,” Mr. Delacroix said.  “The water will drown them.”


“I thought they were turtles,” the kid replied.


“Not all turtles know how to swim,” Mr. Delacroix said.


The shed was padlocked but Mr. Delacroix knew that there was a key in the ticket kiosk.  Water was surging over the apron of cement near the kiosk and the current was so strong that it almost knocked him off his feet.  The kid waited behind him in the partly submerged parking lot.  Mr. Delacroix found the key, forded the swift stream gushing over the sidewalk, and, then, opened the tool shed.  With the young man, he hitched a flat-bed trailer to the back of the golf cart and, then, drove through the service gate into the zoo grounds.  


Because it was foreseeable that the tortoises might have to be transported to an off-site veterinarian, several large wooden crates had been built for the animals.  The crates were stacked like caskets beside the bins of lettuce and carrots in the little concrete-block supply bunker in Tortoise Town.  Mr. Delacroix dragged the crates through the mire and tugged the females into the boxes.  The tortoises were heavy and inert, but, working with the young man, Mr. Delacroix was able to nudge them into their crates and, then, skid the boxes through the mud and onto the flatbed.  The work was hard and Mr. Delacroix felt the rods and screws in his spine shifting so that his back felt weak and unstable.  Shooting pains, like jolts of electricity, coursed down the rear of his left leg.  Sometimes, the shocks were so severe that he felt faint and thought that he might topple into the mud.


Mr. Delacroix wasn’t sure that he could pilot the golf-cart, particularly with the heavily loaded flat-bed that seemed off-balance and threatened to topple over onto its side.  The kid seemed confident that he could drive the cart and, so, Mr. Delacroix yielded to him and they made a zig-zag way, avoiding potholes brimming with water, passing through the zoo and up the slick slope to the carousel pavilion.  They unloaded the crates and, then, drove back to Tortoise Town.  


Elmer Fudd was trudging wearily along the side of the cyclone fence. Beyond the wire, the river was full of rafts of ice that rolled over like logs in the torrent.  The icebergs crashed together and water spurted up between them as the rafts collided and the river made a sound like a giant milling machine.  The young man with the mullet and Delacroix each took hold of one of Elmer Fudd’s spurred rear legs and dragged him to a crate, now floating in eight inches of cold water.  The tortoise was too large to fit in the crate and, in any event, he scrambled away from the box, digging his feet into the mud as if he intended to burrow away from danger.  The pain in Mr. Delacroix’s low back increased and, sometimes, when he panted, took his breath away.  Somehow, they hauled the tortoise onto the flatbed and covered the animal’s head with Mr. Delacroix’s overcoat.  The rain splashing onto Mr. Delacroix’s skin was very cold and he shivered.


They prodded Elmer Fudd off the flatbed and skidded down the hill and through the zoo to find Old Aldebran.  As Mr. Delacroix expected, the ancient tortoise was sheltering against the shed in Tortoise Town.  The turtle’s head was hidden and his feet retracted and, so, the animal sat in the water like a stone, his scarred green-grey dome of plated shell exposing a spiked tail motionless in the mud.  Mr. Delacroix seized Old Aldebran’s tail and pulled him toward the flatbed.  The animal extended his feet and began to claw at the mud and his tail was wet and slipped through Mr. Delacroix’s hands.  The plywood lean-to sheet had floated up against the side of the hutch.  The kid with the mullet dragged the plywood panel in front of the tortoise and, then, stomped down to hold it under the water.  They pushed the tortoise forward and he clambered onto the fallen panel of plywood.  Then, Mr. Delacroix and the young man took hold of the splintery edges of the plywood sheet and yanked it toward the flatbed, dragging the tortoise as if he were on a travois.  They managed to tilt the wood panel up onto the trailer and this time, the kid, pulled his hooded sweatshirt over his head and draped the wet garment over the opening in the tortoise’s carapace hiding the animal’s snout and jaws.  Mr. Delacroix saw that there were wood splinters driven into the webbing between his fingers and thumb and he was bleeding.  On the way up the slope to the carousel pavilion, the golf cart’s traction failed and the vehicle fishtailed and, then, began to slip backward.  Mr. Delacroix jumped out of the cart and stood next to the trailer pushing as hard as he could.  The tires caught on the hillside streaming with water and the cart and trailer lunged forward almost knocking Mr. Delacroix down.  The plywood sheet on which the tortoise was riding began to slide backward and, just as they reached the pavilion, the panel slipped off the flatbed and broke in two, dropping Old Aldebran on the winter-killed grass.  They seized the tortoise’s front legs and dragged him forward, out of the rain and into the cold darkness inside the pavilion.  Then, they pulled the other tortoises in their boxes into the shelter.  Elmer Fudd followed under his own power, swinging his head back and forth as he lumbered through the door.  


The kid with the mullet shut the double-doors and it was very dark in the pavilion.  Rain drummed on the roof overhead and wan light shown through the skylights and, as their eyes adjusted, Mr. Delacroix and the young man could see the tortoise crates and Elmer Fudd ponderously exploring the shadows along the edge of the wall and old Aldebran motionless next to the entrance and carousel ticket booth.  Mr. Delacroix dropped to his knees and, then, couldn’t stand.  The kid helped him up.  The circus animals were painted in bright, shiny colors and the eyes of the steeds showed white around their edges and there were silver and gold saddles on the horses that reflected the watery pale light cast through the skylights.  Each circus horse was impaled on a steel rod and reflections of light ran along the lengths of those poles under the carousel canopy.  


Mr. Delacroix felt faint.  He limped across the cold floor and climbed onto the deck of the carousel.  His feet felt very cold and heavy.  The chariot-shaped wagon with Viking decorations had a bench seat and Mr. Delacroix sat on that bench, pressing his injured back against the metal support and, for a time, he was unconscious because when he opened his eyes again, the skylights were dark and the pelting rain had ceased.  


8.


He had to urinate and, so, he stood between the benches facing one another on the chariot.  It was a long step from the carousel deck down to the concrete floor and he almost fell.  The tortoises were motionless bumps in the darkness.


Mr. Delacroix looked across the flood.  It was very dark and humid, warmer than before, with orangish flashes of lightning on the horizon.  A featureless level plane of water stretched away from the carousel in all directions.  Underneath the water, rivers were flowing but they were hidden and Mr. Delacroix recognized their presence by lateral swaths of white water churning on the surface of the vast lagoon.


A small boat, perhaps, inflatable, approached the knoll.  Mr. Delacroix limped down to the edge of the water.  There was an old man in a long coat seated in the boat next to a blonde girl who seemed familiar to Mr. Delacroix although he couldn’t see her very well in the darkness.


“Are you safe?” the old man said.  


“Yes, for the time being,” Mr. Delacroix replied.


“What about the terrapins?” the old man asked.


Mr. Delacroix wondered how the old man knew about the tortoises.  “They’re all saved,” he said.


“We are making rescues,” the old man said.  


The old man seemed to have something wrong with his mouth, ill-fitting dentures perhaps, and he was wearing a powder-white, ill-fitting wig.


The young woman was silent.  The old man took some bottles of water and pitched them to Mr. Delacroix.  


“Drinking water,” he said.  Mr. Delacroix thanked him and put the bottles of water down.  


“Be steadfast. Help is on the way,” the old man said.  He reached down between his legs and lifted a flashlight that he aimed in front of the rubber raft.  The beam searched the dark water and found nothing.


Mr. Delacroix limped back into the carousel pavilion.  


“I heard you talking to someone,” the young man with the mullet said.  His face looked pale in the darkness, almost ghostly, and the soggy mullet over his shoulder was like a drowned animal.


“There was some old guy,” Mr. Delacroix said.  “He came on a raft.  With bottles of water.”


Mr. Delacroix looked around for the water but couldn’t recall where he had put the bottles.  


“It’s too late for me,” the young man said.  “I’ve been drinking flood water.”


“That will make you sick,” Mr. Delacroix said.


“I know.”


9.


When the sun rose, the flood waters had receded to some extent.  Muddy strips of terrain, trampled it seemed by the dark water, emerged from the pale lagoons.  The habitat buildings at the zoo stood on slimy mud-brown pedestals.  In the distance, a bridge rose from the water, spanned water, and, then, sunk back into the lagoon.


The water was still deep around the carousel pavilion.  In the distance, small skiffs ferried people from second story windows to reefs of sandbags.  Far away, a row of heavy trucks was lined up at the edge of the flood.


Mr. Delacroix was sitting on the circus chariot when, suddenly, the power snapped on.  The carousel shuddered and, then, lurched forward and the wooden horses bounded up and down on their poles.  Calliope music bubbled overhead: “Stars and Stripes Forever.”


“Whoa!  Whoa!” the young man with the mullet cried out.


The tortoises seemed to be hibernating.


“I don’t know how to shut this thing off,” the young man said.


“It doesn’t matter,” Mr.  Delacroix said.  “I’ll ride for a while.”


The carousel carried him in circles.  On one of the walls, Mr. Delacroix saw two pictures.  One showed a little girl riding a white unicorn on a carousel similar to the one on which he was seated.  The other picture was a portrait of an attractive young woman with blonde hair.  Mr. Delacroix thought that he had met her once.  Perhaps, she was someone that he knew from Group when he attended Narcotics Anonymous.  The carousel carried him past the picture of the young woman over and over again.  


10.


A few weeks later, it was a bright day and the sun was warm.  Mr. Delacroix was cleaning Tortoise Town with his shovel and rake and wheelbarrow.  Elmer Fudd and the three females had their necks extended like swans, pointing their heads upward in the direction of the radiant sun.  Old Aldebran had shoved himself under the lean-to made by the plywood tilted against the shed.


Mr. Delacroix admired the tortoises worshiping the sun.  They seemed to exude well-being.  


Then, the gates to Tortoise Town was unlocked.  Elmer Fudd and the females scrambled toward the cyclone fence turning their backs to the visitors.  But Old Aldebran emerged from under the plywood lean-to and waddled toward a man with two little girls standing by him.  The children were frightened by the old tortoise and backed away from him.  But when Old Aldebran halted and extended his neck, lifting his head to sniff the air, the girls were emboldened to approach him.  One of them was holding a bouquet of pink cotton candy and she extended the spun sugar in the direction of the tortoise.


“No, no,” Mr. Delacroix said, “that would be bad for him.  He’s very, very old.”


The man with the little girls seemed to take offense.


“These are weird-looking animals,” the man said to Mr. Delacroix.  “How do they manage to mate?”


“I don’t know,” Mr. Delacroix said.  “ Dude, how do you manage to mate?”


The man grinned at him.  He pointed at the initials and swastika carved into the tortoise’s shell.


“That one’s a Nazi,” the man said.  


“He’s not a Nazi,” Mr. Delacroix said.  “He was hatched on a desert island.  He’s not even German.”


Sunday, June 26, 2022

Wood-tick

 







I.


1.

Advocates for Animal Rights planted a spy in the slaughterhouse operated by Mr. Hermann’s client.  Disturbing images were captured by cell-phone and, then, published.  The United States Department of Agriculture investigated cruelty allegations as well as claims that diseased meat had been approved for sale to the public.  When the USDA found these accusations unwarranted, the packing plant’s in-house corporate counsel asked that Cornelius (“Corny”) Hermann file an action for defamation against the spy and the animal advocacy organization for whom she was working.  The meat packing company was a long-time client.  Indeed, Mr. Hermann’s father had represented that firm for almost 40 years before passing the business to his son, Cornelius.  Although Corny Hermann was skeptical about the lawsuit and argued against making defamation claims, at last, he succumbed to his client’s demands and initiated the case.  


“It’s counter-intuitive,” Mr. Hermann said, “to start a case in which you have to recite word-by-word, pro haec verba, the offensive claims made against you.  All that happens is that you end up repeating in court over and over again, the lies told about you.”


The in-house lawyer was a fine athlete, suntanned and sleek, and he excelled at tennis and golf.  Mr. Hermann had never been successful with sports.  The corporate attorney, a Catholic with a parochial-school background, grimaced at the Latin.  (Mr. Hermann had been careful to pronounce verba with a “v” and not the “w” sound that was, as he knew, proper.  It wouldn’t help his cause if the Latin formula sounded vaguely comical.)  


“We need to send a strong deterrent message here,” the corporate attorney said.


Mr. Hermann was not in favor of using lawsuits to send messages, but he merely nodded.


“So you’ll take a shot at it?”


Corny Hermann nodded reluctantly and, then, rubbed his chin to show that he was pondering the situation.  He thought: it’s all a game to him.  But he will never have to see the inside of a courtroom on this case – this sportsman is not a litigator.  With a slightly acrid sensation of dread, Mr. Hermann knew that it wouldn’t be a game to him, but rather a kind of desperate wager of the kind that he no longer enjoyed.


Mr. Hermann said that he would prepare a draft complaint for corporate counsel’s approval.  He sighed ever so slightly but was certain that the other attorney wasn’t sufficiently observant to notice the whisper of his breath released into the vast, unfeeling universe.  


2.

The lawsuit was vigorously defended.  The pandemic intervened and proceedings were stalled for 18 months.  Mr. Hermann took several depositions remotely by ZOOM and, because there was a technical malfunction, lost his camera image of the witness whom he was questioning.  The animal rights spy was a Hispanic woman, overweight with slogans tattooed on her forearms and facial piercings – but Corny saw her only for a moment before the picture failed.  It was hard to interrogate a shadowy presence and Mr. Hermann felt that his questions were cast into a remote, echoing darkness.  She had worked in the plant for almost 18 months, solely for the purpose of gathering evidence of animal cruelty and food impurity.  In that time, she had bid on jobs, working her way onto the killing floor from the packaging department into which she had first been hired.  Although he couldn’t see her, the woman wept when she described the filthy pigs, their abscesses and ulcerated skins and the stench of their fear as they were slaughtered.  Corny couldn’t but admire her commitment to her cause, however misguided it seemed to him.  She had intentionally put herself right at the center of an enterprise that she abhorred.


Mr. Hermann made motions for dismissal but they were denied.  The case was scheduled for trial after the Court cleared its backlog of criminal cases that had built up during the pandemic.  Weeks and months passed.  Settlement efforts were unsuccessful – indeed, neither party wanted to compromise.  The case had been commenced on principle and was being defended on that basis as well.  At last, trial was imminent.


3.

Advancing age didn’t bring wisdom, let alone serenity.  Corny had always been high-strung and nervous and, as he became older, his anxiety increased.  The thought of the approaching trial oppressed him and he had difficulty sleeping, awaking hours before dawn with a sudden snap in his mind like a whiplash or concussive impact.  Catastrophe, he thought, was looming.  Corny tried to train his mind to think of something less dire, but, for the most part, was unsuccessful.


In the lee of the slaughterhouse, where the wind often carried the scent of death, the Company had acquired several farms and, then, let them go fallow.  After a couple decades, the shelterbelts were wild and unkempt and the abandoned building sites, where barns and houses had been razed, had grown into tangled jungles hedged with squat sumac and thorns.  Some of the farmland was untillable, marshes with oval ponds like blue-green targets encircled by concentric rings of cattails, then, tufts of matted grass and, at last, where the ground was less wet, fragile-looking willow trees.  Along the edge of the Company’s land, an old forest covered some knolls of glacial debris, extending to the edge of the freeway where a tall chain-link fence was supposed to keep deer from being smashed by the blunt metal of passing cars and trucks.  The forest had been a wooded preserve kept by a monastery that had once occupied a hillside now obliterated by the freeway.  When he was a young man, walking paths in these woods, Corny had come upon decaying hutches displaying the Stations of the Cross.  But those relics were long since gone.  Trails ambled across the patchwork of woods and prairie and, when he needed to clear his mind, Corny parked his car in the small park next to the meat-packing plant and strolled along the nature center trails.


His favorite place in the woods was a stretch of path that branched from an old cartway parallel to one of the ancient shelter belts.  The pioneers had planted the hedgerow with fir trees and, now, they were old and tall, bedded on soft-looking red drifts of pine needles.  In the summer, the trees smelled of resin and the dark needles glistened and, on the footpath, roots extruded through the russet litter like gnarled, writhing pythons.  In the green shadow, the trail curved slightly, assuming the mathematical shape of an integral sign – it was, Corny recognized, the “line of beauty”, the gentle curve that mimics a woman’s hip or a musical instrument perfectly attuned to the harmonies of breeze sighing in the tree-tops.  On this serpentine path, Corny advanced through the dappled shade and the evergreens stood around him, noble custodians of the wood growing so densely here that there was no undergrowth except for a few delicate fiddle-head ferns.  The trail bent toward some sort of discovery that was always deferred, the path exploring the edge of the forest that sprawled over the hills, for the most part deciduous beyond the pine grove, with trees uprooted by storms leaning this way and that in crazy disorder, a couple lightning-blasted columns pointed like white bone into the sky, densely fringed clearings opening onto little water meadows where one stream or another paused for a moment before making its way further through the woods.  


Corny had been many places but this was his favorite spot in the world.  He was tired of thinking of the trial that was billowing toward him like a brutish thunderstorm.  He walked slowly along the cartway.  The prairie was yellow and, on the edge of the trail, there was milkweed that oozed white if you crushed its stalks.  An old wind-ravaged oak stood against the horizon where the field opened between corridors of overgrown shelter-belt.  Dragonflies with strange emblems marking the bulge of muscles between their diaphanous wings spurted and zigzagged ahead of him.  He came to the tall grass next to the pine forest and the tamped-down trail between the golden-rod and blue columbine that led onto the byway amidst the fir trees.  Some burly onyx-colored ants scouted the trail.  Then, he was among the green darkness and the air smelled of oozing sap and the pine-needles were faintly mint-scented and the meanders of the trail were a mental landscape that promised nothing but blessings to him. 


4.

Mr. Hermann learned later that the trails in the woods and fields behind the slaughterhouse were infested with wood-ticks.  He found the tiny dark-brown creatures crawling on his forearms and calves.  The ticks were flattened discs with crooked legs and an almost indiscernible head that was nothing more than a knob of jaw.  Once he discovered ticks on him, Mr. Hermann thought that he could sense their feathery touch, the tickle of their legs coursing over his skin.  But this was fantasy.  The ticks were subtle and cunning and made no impression of their presence at all.  Standing by his car, Mr. Hermann groped in his armpits and used a finger to explore the folds in his crotch.  The arachnids hadn’t reached any sensitive areas.  The three that he found on forearms and calf, he pinched between his thumb and forefinger, one after another.  The spindly legs on the creatures paddled in the air and Mr. Hermann, if he squinted could see a yellow-cream pattern, symmetrical marbling on the back of the ticks’ flat abdomens.  Ticks carried diseases.  Mr. Hermann cast the three ticks aside but they were so tiny, scarcely larger than the point of dull lead pencil, that it was impossible to see where he had flung them.  In fact, he had to examine his fingers to make certain that each tick was gone and hadn’t somehow adhered to his skin.


5.

For good luck, Mr. Hermann went to the beauty salon that his wife patronized to have his hair cut.  The shop was mostly deserted, a row of vinyl-upholstered swivel chairs, nine out of ten unoccupied, with wall mirrors aimed at them in a vaguely menacing manner.  Blades and razors glinted in the afternoon sunlight that ricocheted around the salon.  The chemical smell was soporific and Mr. Hermann’s eyes watered.  A girl with barbed wire tattoooed on her bicep was shaving the sides of a handsome Hispanic man’s head.  A stiff plume of blonde hair ran in a seam over the top of the man’s head.


The woman that greeted Mr. Hermann was pregnant.  A tiny bright stud glistened on the side of the woman’s nostril.  She looked exhausted with dark rings around her eyes.  



“My name is Krystyl,” the young woman said.  Mr. Hermann noted the spelling on her name-badge.  

    

“Corny,” Mr. Hermann replied.


“Corny?”


“For Cornelius.”  


He sat down and the reclining chair seemed to seize him.  Mr. Hermann removed his eyeglasses so that he would not have to peer into the face of the haggard man who confronted him in the mirror.


He declined her offer of a shampoo.  The less time spent grooming the better.  Their discussion about how his remaining hair should be cut had something of the quality of a dispirited negotiation that he was doomed to lose.


A grandmother came into the salon with a boy chattering at her.  Another beauty operator appeared from behind a curtained recess.  


“Is she working on a Mohawk?” the beauty operator asked Krystyl, evidently referring to the hair stylist with the barb wire tattoo who was shaving the sides of the pretty Hispanic man’s head.


“A modified Mohawk,” Krystyl said.


“Cool,” the other beauty operator said.  She went to the front desk to meet the grandmother with the little boy.


Scissors clicked over Mr. Hermann’s ears and skull.  Then, Krystyl gasped and dropped the scissors on the counter under the mirror.  


“Oh my god!” she said.


“What is it?” Mr. Hermann asked.


“A wood tick,” Krystyl said.  “There is a big wood tick dug into your scalp.”


Mr. Hermann’s ears reddened and he blushed.


“What is that?” the beauty operator with the grandmother and boy asked.


“A wood tick,” Krystyl cried.  


Suddenly, both the hair stylist with the barb wire tattoo and the other beauty operator were standing beside Mr. Hermann’s chair.  The mirror was full of alarmed women.


“What should I do?” Krystyl asked.


“Well, we can’t remove things like that,” the woman working on the modified Mohawk said.  “The head will come off and he’ll end up infected.”


“It’s gross,” the other beauty operator said.


For a few moments, the women discussed the wood tick, speaking avidly as if Mr. Hermann was unconscious or not even present.


“Well, I’m sorry,” Mr. Hermann said.


“Oh, it’s not your fault,” the hair stylist with the tattoo on her bicep said.


The handsome Hispanic man entered the frame of the mirror facing Mr. Hermann.  He had big brown eyes and he looked very concerned, even saddened by this turn of events.


“We can’t pick it out,” the beauty operator said.


The grandmother and the little boy had now come to inspect Mr. Hermann’s head as well.  Suddenly, the empty interior of the hair salon no longer seemed drowsy and deserted.  It was now teeming with action.


“I’ll have to work around it,” Krystyl said.  “Then, you’ll have to go to the emergency room or something.”


“It’s just a wood tick,” Mr. Hermann said.


“But it’s dug in deep and you can see that the thing’s full of your blood,” Krystyl told him.


“My blood?”


“Yes,” Krystyl said.


“Terrible,” the grandmother said.  The little boy was excited: “Will the man die?” he asked his grandmother.


“You can get sick from those things,” the girl with the tattoo said.


“Gross!” the other beauty operator explained.  But there was nothing to do and so they dispersed and went back to work.


Krystyl finished with the hair cut in record time.  She spritzed some cool water on his forehead and ears which seemed to be on fire.


The hair cut cost 26 dollars.  Mr. Hermann supposed he should give the girl a handsome tip for her encounter with the wood tick.  He handed her two twenties and said she should keep the change.


Krystyl thanked him and said: “Make sure you get that thing looked at.”


In the parking lot, Mr. Hermann tore the tick out of his scalp.  The creature was fat and livid and felt greasy between his fingertips.  He threw the bug on the asphalt and ground it under his heel as if it were a cigarette butt.        


6.

A couple days before the libel trial, Mr. Hermann walked his dog on the sidewalks and alleys near his house.  It was humid with dark clouds with elaborate scrolls gathered overhead.  Rabbits were out, grazing on the damp lawns and the dog tugged against her leash.  


A woman walking a small white dog approached on the sidewalk and Corny crossed the street to avoid an encounter with that animal.  A squirrel flung itself against a tree trunk, caught hold, and, defying gravity, climbed vertically into the green nimbus of leaves.  When he looked up, Corny saw that the squirrel was glowing with a dull orange light.  He paused to watch the squirrel and the animal, within its globe of flaring, muted orange, cast its gaze back at him.


Ahead of him, three rabbits bounded across the asphalt street, a single file that seemed curiously flattened against the boulevard trees and the parked cars and the scuffed-looking front lawns.  The rabbits moved within an amber radiance that seemed to pulse from within them.  A crow perched on a power line crowed and, as he looked in the bird’s direction, its feathers glinted as if obsidian, a black mirror-like substance that caught the sunlight and reflected it.  The ants on the sidewalk patrolled their dragon-world within orbs of shining emerald light, a radiance glowing like sunshine infusing a dewdrop perched on a green stalk of grass.  Every creeping thing suddenly was invested with light and the lawns sparkled as if gems were embedded in them.  A cat radiated sulphur-yellow light and his dog was glistening like an agate.  On a gate, spider in her web twinkled like a star.


Perhaps, it was some poison in his blood from the wood tick bite.  The world around him was all jointed together with living beings and each of them spilled light up into the air.  His eyes throbbed and, then, the radiance became too bright and he closed them.  Then, when he opened his eyes again, the brilliance around him had subsided and things returned to their customary colors, exhausted, it seemed, and now dim.  


7.

The trial began and didn’t go well.  The courtroom was hot and the judge seemed irritable.  Mr. Hermann lost his way in his opening statement, said something foolish, and drew an objection from opposing counsel.  The objection was overruled after a short bench conference, but the interruption to his presentation had achieved its affect: Mr. Hermann stuttered and stammered through the rest of his opening.  Witness testimony lagged and the exhibits, carefully organized before the case began, were now suddenly unorganized and difficult to access.  It was too early to predict an outcome, but Mr. Hermann felt an ominous sense of gloom about the case.


The animal rights advocate had sacrificed 18 months of her life to infiltrate the packing plant and report on its activities.  She was heavy-set, a burly woman with tattoos on her forearm and an icon of the Virgin of Guadalupe needled into her left biceps.  She wore a ring through the septum of her nose, a bit of adornment that reminded Mr. Hermann of farm animals that he had seen when he was a boy.  The woman had dark eyebrows and a double-chin.  She was articulate and argumentative and Mr. Hermann found it difficult to cross-examine her because he admired her commitment to her cause, however misguided, and her zealous spirit.  True believers are dangerous witnesses.  Mr. Hermann knew that none of the evidence that he intended to present had anything like the force of her testimony.


In the middle of the night, Mr. Hermann was knocked awake by an invasive thought.  There was an objection he should have made and, now, the case was irrevocably distorted – the wrong evidence was before the jury.  The proof was draining down into a funnel to nowhere, at least, as far as the points that his client needed to make.  Obviously, there was a solution but he couldn’t find it and, so, he lay open-eyed in the darkness, listening to his wife snoring, and dreaded the dawn.  The window over his bed was still dark, impermeable blue.  A flare of headlights slid over the glass.  Maybe, it was a passing bat, bright with the radiance he had glimpsed in all creatures a couple days earlier.


Something was moving on his upper thigh.  He groped at the point of the irritation and found tiny legs squirming against his fingers.  It was another wood tick latched onto his flesh.  He ripped the tick off his thigh and pinched it between his thumb and forefinger.  After flushing the tick down the toilet, he scratched at the little wound in his flesh.  Poison was spreading, he thought, in concentric circles away from the tick’s jaws still embedded in his flesh and pulsing there.  


8.

By the end of the next day’s trial, Mr. Hermann’s tick bite was inflamed, a hard reddened patch the size of a quarter and encircled with a dusky mark like one of the rings of Saturn.


The case continued for several days.  There were setbacks and Mr. Hermann’s clients expressed disbelief that the jurors seemed sympathetic to the animal rights activist.  “Don’t they like bacon?” Mr. Hermann’s company representative said as they stood in the warm corridor during the morning bathroom break.  The manager from the company was wearing a blazer that was slightly too small for him and sweat beaded his forehead above his black-rimmed glasses.  


“I don’t think they see the case about their right to eat meat,” Mr. Hermann said.  “They’re focused on animal cruelty.”


“It’s a cruel world,” the company rep said.  


The trial ended in a compromise verdict.  Some of jury’s findings were acceptable to Mr. Hermann’s client, but other determinations were adverse and, even, damning.  Upper management implied that the case had been mishandled.  Another law firm was retained to explore appeal.


Mr. Hermann went to Acute Care and asked the nurse practitioner to look at the tick bite.  The nurse-practitioner was stationed at a grocery store in a small annex near the pharmacy and the feminine hygiene products.


“I can’t have you undress here,” the nurse-practitioner said.  


“I can show you without exposing myself,” Mr. Hermann told her.  He dropped his trousers.  There was nothing for her to see anyway.  During the trial, Mr. Hermann’s penis had shrunk and retreated into his belly.  The tick bite was reddish purple, a livid sun with several orbits inscribed in scarlet around it.


“Oh yes,” the nurse-practitioner said.  “That is infected.”


She tapped at the hard pustule with her cool finger tip.  Then, she prescribed an antibiotic.  Mr. Hermann walked around the supermarket perimeter: the meats in their plastic shrouds seemed particularly grey and lifeless.  The freezers were bright with microwaveable packages.  Mr. Hermann picked up some toothpaste and a candy bar, paying for those items along with the antibiotic at the pharmacy counter.  The pharmacist said: “You look exhausted.”


“I think I am exhausted,” Mr. Hermann said.


9.

Before dawn one morning, Mr. Hermann found himself awake and unable to sleep.  He had been shocked awake by the memory of some error or dereliction, a mistake that he couldn’t remember well enough to remedy, although he was haunted by a strong sense that the problem was, in fact, insoluble.  His breathing was a little sharp and distressed and, although he turned over in bed several times, he couldn’t find any position in which he was comfortable.  He was too much present to himself, filling up every nook and cranny of his mind with sour regrets and memories of long-ago misfortunes.


Mr. Hermann summoned to mind the trail in the wood, but he took no comfort from visualizing the place.  Dark trees crowded around the path, gashed and bleeding strong-smelling sap.  Flies were attracted to the sap and trapped in the resinous stuff and Mr. Hermann saw them darkening the places where the pine trunks were wounded.  An irritating sound of buzzing filled the air and flies swarmed up from the litter of needles under the trees.  Ankle-fracturing roots clutched at his feet and the curves in the path concealed what was before him so that he took each step with ever-increasing apprehension. The sun was bright but hidden and the contrast between light and dark in the pines was intense, flickering relentlessly like a strobe – the flicker make his eyes hurt.  Mr. Hermann knew that at the end of the trail there was a slaughterhouse or, perhaps, a hut made from gingerbread where a wicked witch lived.  


I’ve become a burden to myself, Mr. Hermann thought.      


10.

Mr. Hermann walked his dog on a sidewalk at the edge of a small park.  A skating rink surrounded by chest-high wooden walls stood in one corner of the park.  The wall boards outlined a little meadow sprinkled with white clover.  In the park’s other quadrant, some iron bars and metal chutes were installed in sand all patterned with tennis shoe prints.  Children were swinging, pushed by older kids.  “Underdog!”one of the little girls squealed, “do an underdog please!”


Mr. Hermann paused as his dog squatted to urinate.  He scanned the park and the trees and the lawns across the street but there was nothing shining in those places.  A dull-looking black bird soared overhead.  The bird’s feathers looked slightly dusty.


A bright green caterpillar with black bristles on its back inched across the pavement.  A few years earlier, Mr. Hermann had read a book to his granddaughter that was called What if you were born a Kitten?  He thought that it was a sheer accident that he had born a human being.  There were innumerable other fates in the world.  Maybe, souls sloshed back and forth between different types of creatures.  The caterpillar blindly bunched up and, then, extended itself, creeping across the old pitted sidewalk.  “Underdog!” the little girl cried.  


What if you were born a caterpillar?  Or hatched as a caterpillar?  What was it like to be a caterpillar? Or a dog or pig – swine were supposed to be smarter than dogs?  Or a deer?


The little girl got what she wished.  The kid pushing her gave a mighty lunge and, as the swing soared upward, the kid propelling the little girl darted forward to stand in front of the swing set.  The child on the swing lost her grip and flew out of the saddle, crumpling up in the trampled sand.  The flopping swing-seat wobbled back and forth over her like a pendulum.  The child cried for a moment but then was all better.


II.


1.

During his closing argument, Mr. Hermann lost his way.  He had stepped aside from the podium, taking two strides toward the jurors in order to make eye-contact, to fix them in his gaze.  The jurors sat in two rows in their assigned seats within the jury-box.  They watched him with skeptical, quizzical expressions that suggested that they had questions about the case that could never be answered to their satisfaction.  A couple of the women smiled tentatively.  One young man was defiant and puffed up his chest and squared his shoulders.  The other jurors looked faintly worried.  It was best not to look too closely at the jurors and, immediately after approaching, Mr. Hermann’s train of thought scattered and he paused.  There wasn’t anything useful to say to the jurors without practicing deceit upon them and Mr. Hermann didn’t want to lie and, in any effect, doubted the efficacy of further argument.  He edged to the side, returning to the podium, but now he was off-script and couldn’t find his place in his notes.  Corny Hermann looked up from his papers with watery eyes.  The jurors shifted uncomfortably in their seats, some of them clutching small notepads.  


“I’m afraid, I’ve lost my way,” Mr. Hermann said.  “But you’ve got the gist.  I’m convinced of that.  I’m sorry, very sorry...”


He nodded slightly and turned away, returning to counsel table where he sat down next to his client’s manager.  The man shrugged and looked away from Mr. Hermann.


Later, in the hall, the company rep, sweating in his navy-blue blazer, beckoned Mr. Hermann aside.  The two men stood in an empty stairwell to confer.


“That was a bold move,” the company rep said.  He took off his heavy-looking glasses and rotated them in his big, moist hands.  


“What do you mean?”


“Humanizing our case like that,” the man said.  “Pretending to forget your lines...”


“Sometimes, it’s best to acknowledge the obvious,” Mr. Hermann said.


“You bet,” the company man replied.


2.

A couple days after the verdict, Mr. Hermann went for another walk, alone, at the Nature Center.  It was warm and threatening rain and so the paths were deserted.  Mr. Hermann followed the trail past the small marsh with its turbid lagoons.  In late Spring, he had seen a duck skimming over the water leading three much smaller ducklings.  Now, the ducklings seemed mostly grown, although they still followed their mother as they glided over the still pond.  A turtle sat on a black bend of wood poking out of the water.  Dragonflies like marionettes on invisible strings hovered, twitched from side to side, and, then, seemed yanked up into the air where they cast vague, fluttering shadows on the brown-green surface of the water.


The path skirted the woods, became a cartway with wheel ruts, and, then, branched off into the pine forest.  It was cool in the pines, the trail soft underfoot with rust-colored fallen needles. A breeze stirred in the branches and made the woods glitter.  The gentle curves in the path carried him forward.  Mr. Hermann was distracted and padded forward without taking account of his progress down the trail.  The air smelled slightly of carrion, impossible to determine whether it was the scent of the slaughterhouse or, perhaps, an animal that had died in one of the spiky thickets at the edge of the evergreens.  He had lost his bearings and the trail seemed longer than he recalled with several additional bends that he must have forgotten, the path drawn toward the edge of the pine grove as if asymptotic to some invisible boundary.  To his right, a trail deeply incised in the pine needle litter led Mr. Hermann across a clearing in the forest.  People had walked this path in their dreams so many times that it was engraved in the ground beneath his feet.


A bird cried out.  The path twisted along the ragged border of the deciduous forest and, then, brought him to water.  A tiny seep oozed droplets that trickled in glistening braids down a muddy hillside.  The water glistened on some rocks and, then, dripped (like water drops from a stalactite deep underground) into a creek.  Some deep pools caught the light spilling through the tree-tops and drowned it in the peat-colored tubs of stagnant water.  A column of gnats twisted like a tiny tornado in the sun’s rays falling into the gloom.  A deer, as still as a statue, watched Mr. Hermann from within a glade of coral-colored sumac.  The deer was either very large or tiny.  Mr. Hermann couldn’t exactly determine scale or distance in the trembling green shadow.


It was an unfamiliar trail, offering strange vistas with each turn.  A ravine lined with pale, chalky rocks ran alongside the path.  The bottom of the ravine was dry and its seam clogged with primeval-looking ferns.  The path dipped to a small footbridge that crossed the ravine, an arch of field stone built over a metal culvert with an extruding edge that looked like a steel plow.  Mr. Hermann walked for several hundred yards on the forest trail.  He seemed to be very far from any of the places in the woods that he knew, but, of course, this wasn’t possible.  The Nature Center’s tracts of trees and restored prairie were bounded by the freeway and cultivated fields of row-crops and, even, some new houses on one side.  The wilderness was little and squeezed into only a few acres.


A gravel driveway branched to one side of the path and Mr. Hermann decided to explore in that direction.  The driveway was level, evidently intended as access to something hidden in the forest.  A fire had burned here, although years before the underbrush was dense where the flames had cleared the woods, sparing only a few old oak trees with mighty gnarled branches.  Dead trees as white as ghosts leaned against one another in the haze of green, flowering saplings.  At the end of the driveway, a square building with concrete block walls stood next to an empty enigmatic trench.  The building was capped with a metal roof.  Mr. Hermann made a circuit of its walls.  The structure was windowless and its single door, a big iron plate flush to the wall, seemed welded in place.   There were no signs, not even a warning not to trespass.  What was this place?  The woods stretched away from the sealed building, a tangle of tightly entwined branches green and impenetrable in all directions. 


III.


1.

Corny felt that the jury verdict against his client was a sign that he should change his life.  He went to church and, when the pastor was preaching, he prayed for guidance.  It seemed very late in his life to make the kinds of changes that he expected from himself.


2.

Corny hoped that changing his life would bring him peace.  It didn’t, but, maybe, this was because the changes that he made weren’t sufficiently radical or true.  He tried to become a vegetarian and ate meat only once a week.  When he made a stir-fry, Corny substituted tofu for chicken.  Eating in this way made Corny feel that he was a low, creeping thing, a particularly abject form of life.  


3.

One Saturday afternoon, after he had been tramping about in the Nature Center, Corny drove his car out into the country.  It was September and the corn in the fields stood tall as a house, a green palisade along the highway.  One of Corny’s grandfathers had lived on a farm in this part of the county and he went to the tangled wood-lot where the old home-place had been.  Nothing remained of the L-shaped white farmhouse that he remembered from his boyhood and big wooden barn full of mice and cats and spiders was completely gone.  Storms had broken the back of the silo made from smooth fired brick with a texture almost like crockery used at the dinner-table.  It wasn’t worth getting out of his car to inspect the ruins of the silo.  On the horizon, a storm loitered over its blue columns of falling rain.


On the county blacktop, Corny hit a deer.  The animal propelled itself like a shot from the green corridors of a corn field and slammed into the side of his car, striking the vehicle on the front driver’s door.  The mirror next to his door must have gouged the animal because a ragged tuft of fur, brown on the top but very white beneath, clung to the chrome.  Just before the deer struck his car, Corny glimpsed the animal: it was sprinting low to the ground, stretched out with hooves extended parallel to the ground.  Some nameless horror must have driven the deer to flee its covert in the corn.  Etched in his mind was the image of deer’s wild, bright eye, big as a plate, as it crashed against his vehicle.


Corny stopped the car, put it in park, and walked back along the shoulder of the road to where the animal was resting in the weeds and gravel.  Broken glass sparkled in the pebbles.


The deer was large and its barrel-shaped torso expanded and contracted with the animal’s breath.  An injured deer was dangerous – at least, so he had heard.  Deer had powerful legs and sharp hooves like tomahawks and a kick could disembowel you.  But the animal seemed to be stunned, possibly dying. 


Corny knelt next to the deer.  He saw two glowing embers embedded in its fur.  The deer’s head was turned away from him, twisted awkwardly on its neck.  The animal’s breast was snow-white and it smelled like an old rug, dusty with a faint scent of mildew.  


Corny put his hand on the deer.  It warm to the touch.  The animal made a little huffing sound.  He stroked the deer’s flank with the intention that it be healed.  The two fiery specks in the deer’s fur glowed as if they were flaming cinders boring into the animal’s hide.  Corny saw that the embers were wood ticks feeding on the deer’s blood, bright as burning roses.  Wind stirred in the corn and the deer shuddered, stretched out its legs, and, then, rose unsteadily.  It took a few moments for the animal to regain its composure and it lowered its head toward Corny as if about to charge him.  Then, the deer reared up and vanished into the tall corn.